via  arctichunkies  (originally  hellanne)
9 months ago on 24 June 2013 ~ 12:30pm 113,605 notes
via  arctichunkies  (originally  arctichunkies)
10 months ago on 13 June 2013 ~ 8:21am 15 notes
via  exhalejob  (originally  tibets)
10 months ago on 10 June 2013 ~ 9:06pm 179,449 notes

no:

someone let me go on their blog

refer to your url for the answer

10 months ago on 9 June 2013 ~ 7:29pm 27 notes

feistymoose:

philsmismatchedsocks:

therisingsatan:

Swiggity swooty, do he got the booty?

Did you just mix two of tumblr’s trends for this week together?

Bitch she might have.

10 months ago on 8 June 2013 ~ 10:21am 112,764 notes

colfersaurusrex:

colfersaurusrex:

it happened

me and my boyfriend we’re doin’ the dirty right

and he asked me, “wanna be on top?” as sensually as he could

and i laughed because tyra banks

and subsequently hurt his feelings

tyra my relationship is in shambles because of you

this post about me and my boyfriend’s sex life has over 10,000 notes and he has no idea

i’m the worst girlfriend ever

via  be-a-happier-me  (originally  rexuality)
1 year ago on 15 January 2013 ~ 6:37pm 63,635 notes
suppbrenna:

69nd:

u-ok:

they’re here

wheres our fuckin honey

Watch where you step, there’s Pooh everywhere.

suppbrenna:

69nd:

u-ok:

they’re here

wheres our fuckin honey

Watch where you step, there’s Pooh everywhere.

via  twitchypoopsack  (originally  benigoat)
1 year ago on 11 January 2013 ~ 3:38pm 144,232 notes

aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

image

1 year ago on 5 January 2013 ~ 6:49pm 408,200 notes

msjewbooty:

imamazinglyonfire:

msjewbooty:

microinfinity:

northrn:

lampsarepeopletoo:

msjewbooty:

the word gay is actually an acronym

god

actually doesn’t mind if

you’re gay

god

accepts

you

god

always

yugoslavia

gandalf 

ate

yoda 

stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not

God 

Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because 

yolo

im going to vomit on you

1 year ago on 3 January 2013 ~ 1:55pm 174,844 notes

paleslut:

paleslut:

that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon

image

THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR

via  onyourkneesbiitch  (originally  yevkun)
1 year ago on 3 January 2013 ~ 1:52pm 365,183 notes

when people you dont like keep trying to talk to you

image

what the fuck does this even mean

i dont know but i feel it

via  onyourkneesbiitch  (originally  cielphantonhive)
1 year ago on 3 January 2013 ~ 1:46pm 203,895 notes

imjustonekid:

do you ever keyboard smash

like: galsimvaklrer

and think

no that doesn’t look right

and so you erase it and try again

laskdfjaasdf

ah yes that’s how im feeling now

via  myawkwardnativelife  (originally  jaunepois)
1 year ago on 2 January 2013 ~ 8:04pm 248,760 notes
via  howling-stars  (originally  rsvpgallery)
1 year ago on 2 January 2013 ~ 7:53pm 52,728 notes

yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad:

andwhispers:

every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters

image

via  dinotato  (originally  andwhispers)
1 year ago on 2 January 2013 ~ 6:50pm 284,406 notes

im cummiNG, IM CUMMING

said e.e cummings when his friend forget his last name

1 year ago on 2 January 2013 ~ 6:38pm