someone let me go on their blog
refer to your url for the answer
Swiggity swooty, do he got the booty?
Did you just mix two of tumblr’s trends for this week together?
Bitch she might have.
me and my boyfriend we’re doin’ the dirty right
and he asked me, “wanna be on top?” as sensually as he could
and i laughed because tyra banks
and subsequently hurt his feelings
tyra my relationship is in shambles because of you
this post about me and my boyfriend’s sex life has over 10,000 notes and he has no idea
i’m the worst girlfriend ever
- i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
- and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
- AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
- WELL FUCK YOU
- MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what if we have tho
what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids
what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa
the word gay is actually an acronym
actually doesn’t mind if
stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not
Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because
im going to vomit on you
that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon
THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR
when people you dont like keep trying to talk to you
what the fuck does this even mean
i dont know but i feel it
do you ever keyboard smash
no that doesn’t look right
and so you erase it and try again
ah yes that’s how im feeling now
every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
im cummiNG, IM CUMMING
said e.e cummings when his friend forget his last name